She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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