I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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