Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Randomize
