help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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