Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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