sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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