You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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