I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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