In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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