maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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