worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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