Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
