I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think a kid would responsible me up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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