so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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