all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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