I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You have to summon your inner elephant
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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