I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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