Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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