No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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