at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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