Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
