apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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