In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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