vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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