? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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