I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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