Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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