Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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