im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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