I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
