where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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