Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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