I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
