I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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