Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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