Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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