I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let's get the cat blown out
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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