U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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