She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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