What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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