I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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