3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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