the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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