It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The adults are the big ones right?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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