Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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