Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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