My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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