Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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