You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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