So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
