Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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