Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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